"You really got the plate from Hisoka! What kind of magic did you use?"




Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.






Bra Fitting 101. This changed my life

Ladies of Tumblr, do yourself a huge favor and watch this video. Your lives will change for the better.

i wore a B cup forever and was in a stripclub one night and got scolded by the dancers who said honey no you are a D. 

went to lane bryant, got measured like the beginning of this video and was told I was DD almost DDD. 

so now I wonder what I *ACTUALLY* am. 


OK. So I replayed Ib today and had a shocking realization (this might sound stupid and I bet everyone knows this) but Ib's parents aren't real?? Like several times throughout the game there is mention that Guertena never painted real people, but there was a portrait of Ib's parents in the gallery? Is this a thing?


holy shit……. holy shit



I remember when I was a kid watching Digimon and saw Patamon do this


I was like



Are you anti-feminist because the post you reblogged with the class of women at a nurse saying hateful comments about men was made by an anti-feminist blog?


No. I’m not an anti-feminist.
I’m pro-logic and critical thought, though.

Because a huge portion of tumblr feminism is sexism. And I feel it serves as valuable commentary towards that..

Following, if you’re going to get up in my face about reblogging something created by a blog with political ideals opposing mine, you are going to be in my inbox questioning me often. 
I follow a lot of people who are polar opposites of me politically (pro-racism, anti-feminism, fascist or some form of very right wing political policy, anti-LGBT, etc) because seeing the opposite side of the argument is very valuable to making sure you know where you stand, and learning how to function in the real world (you will not be surrounded by yes men) and tolerating others despite things they believe you disagree with. I would also hazard to say that I am friends with some (or at the very least one) of them because I am not a ten year old and don’t live in a bubble and realize that people can be good and wonderful even if they have some ideas that I consider toxic (and they can. You can love your racist Grandparent to death despite being racist. There are so many good things about them aside from that. People tend to recognise this with family and close friends, but not strangers. For some stupid reason.).
I also think it’s good to be used to interacting with and seeing beyond the opinions of people I disagree with, considering that I want to become a clinical therapist or at the very least a counsellor, and I will not be having the luxury of being able to kick a client out of my office because they say things that “offend me”.

tl;dr Tumblr’s belief that “you should only reblog or follow people you agree with, or else you’re clearly hiding something or a liar” is fucking stupid and you shouldn’t subscribe to it.


- Well…we already have the clown..